The Christmas Chronicles Part 2 – Santa’s Stress

Follow Santa on a modern day journey Part 1 Santa Does Duty Free Part 2 Santa Does Duty Free Santa looks at Mother Christmas’s suitcase…bloody hell she’s got enough footwear to shoe the entire brigade of reindeers! He stops himself and deliberately tries to think of something else. Things were never quite the sameContinue reading “The Christmas Chronicles Part 2 – Santa’s Stress”

Santa Does Duty Free – Part 2, The Christmas Chronicles

Pulling his keys from his pocket Santa unlocks the door.  “Hi honey I’m home” Home….the place where you shut the door on the world, slump in your favourite armchair, turn on the TV and ignore the fact that your four months behind with the mortgage. Mother Christmas kisses Santa gently on his cheek before handingContinue reading “Santa Does Duty Free – Part 2, The Christmas Chronicles”

The Christmas Chronicles Part 1 – Santa Does Duty Free

Santa waits to board the Boeing 737 airbus that is scheduled to depart at 11:55 pm. His carry on case was dutifully stuffed into a metal rack to see if it exceeded the dimensions and then weighed before being  scrutinised by security. Standing in the line he stretches his toes while inwardly thanking his darlingContinue reading “The Christmas Chronicles Part 1 – Santa Does Duty Free”

The Prestige of Lies!

WANT THE TRUTH? Read on…… Today is the 11th Anniversary of the Prestige Disaster.  Three men are being tried in the Higher Courts in Spain, yet the real criminals remain unpunished and cloaked in Government protection so Justice….can not be done. On November 13 2002, a tanker registered to the Bahamas in the name ofContinue reading “The Prestige of Lies!”

Mr Melon Man – THE FINAL

  “BOM DIA”  Mr. Melon Man swings his machete at an alarmingly wide arc shouting ‘Bom Dia’ – Valencia for good morning. Having been ‘told’ that this beautiful man stood before me will be instrumental in my life I have been patiently waiting for him to arrive for the last six months.  Jumping out ofContinue reading “Mr Melon Man – THE FINAL”